I Just Held Hands

	  		
Intro: B G D A 

 

(C# A E7 B)
 
I just held hands and it felt so good 
A women let me put my hand in her hand 

Have you ever held hands I did it felt sweet 
It felt so good when I did it with my penis.. I mean my hand 
A girl let me do it, don’t ask me how it happened 
Holding hands can make a nice man feel uh.. the same I guess 
You’ll never guess where I just came from, I held hands 
If I had to describe the feeling they were smooth 
Mine were a little sweaty, but hers were kinda warm 
I called Father Anthony right after I was finished 

Oh hey, why you creeping I don’t hold hands and tell 
if you really wanna know just give it a smell 
“Woah guys, check it out, I think he’s telling the truth 
Dave I wish I was you!” 
High five! 

I just held hands and it felt so good 
A women let me put my hand in her hand 
I just held hands, I couldn’t ask for more 
I felt spark, heart to heart, girl you’re the best 
I’m gonna tell the world 

To be honest I’m not sure if she was really into it 
Instead she tried to touch my face and my leg 
I ain’t one to argue man, we so held hands 
She could be my wife, best 3 hours of my life 
I’m so humbled by a girls ability to let me hold her 
“Cool story bro, maybe next time she’ll let you pwn her!” 
“Don’t say that, she was sent from above!” 
She let me wear my hat and my favorite glove 
This ones dedicated to the girls 
That let us flop around on top of their hand 
If they’re big or small weird looking or long 
This song goes out to youuu 

She was calling up her parents 
Doesn’t matter held hands 
She might have been asleep 
Doesn’t matter held hands 
She even had a boyfriend 
Doesn’t matter held hands 
She didn’t have a hand 
Still counts!!… “Wait that does not count mister” 

SOLO

We just held hands and it felt “mehhhh… Awesome!!” 
A women let me put my hand in her hand 
We just held hands, we couldn’t ask for me 
We felt sparks, heart to heart, girl you’re the best 
I’m gonna tell the world.