I Did It For The Toys

	  		


                                   A 
Santa kissed me under the mistletoe 
B             E           F#     A 
  Tasted like egg nog and it was gross 
B             E          F# 
  Said he was lonely and it had been 
  A    B              E 
a while The elves run frantic when 
     F#       A 
they see that look in his eyes 



B           E             F# 
  He sat me down and went on and 
  A B              E 
on   Wouldn't shut up about how 
F#             A   B 
Mrs. Claus had gone He said the 
E                    F# 
plumber must've done something 
A    B             E 
right He fixed her pipes then 
    F#            A 
she paid him back all 



            B    E F# 
Through the night 
A        B 
Fa la la la 
E        F# 
Fa la la la la 
A        B 
Fa la la la 
E        F#   A 
Fa la la la la 



 
B       E                   F#       A 
  Santa kissed me under the mistletoe 
B        E             F# 
  I kept wondering how far this would 
A B              E       F# 
go We talked and drank until it was 
A              B         E 
light Then the bartender kicked us 
          F#     A 
out cause we got into a fight 


 
B            E               F# 
  But I kept thinking of the swag 
        A B            E 
for free   Besides the old geezer 
F#              A B 
needs some company Well I've 
     E                  F# 
been broke this year it wouldn't 
      A     B         E 
be so bad I hate to admit 
       F#            A 
it but he's the best I've 


 
     B  E F# 
Ever had 
A        B 
Fa la la la 
E        F# 
Fa la la la la 
A        B 
Fa la la la 
E        F#   A 
Fa la la la la 
A        B 
Fa la la la 
E        F#   A 
Fa la la la la 



E 
Santa kissed me and I kissed him 
           D#m 
back but I did it for the toys 
D 
Figured I could get something 
            C#m 
more than I did from other boys 
E 
Santa kissed me and I kissed 
               D#m 
him back but I did it for 
          D 
the toys Smiled at me and 
                 C#m 
wanted to see if I would 


Guitar Solo 
B E F# A  x4 

Drumbeats 



B             E 
  Well he's a pervert you 
    F#           A 
can tell by his smile 
B              E 
  Or check the NAMBLA 
      F# 
membership locked 
       A    B 
in his files That big 
    E              F# 
red suit and jolly face 
        A             B 
is a disguise He only does 
           E       F# 
it for the joys of little 
     A 
kids bouncing on his thighs 


B              E 
  He drives me crazy now 
   F#               A 
he calls me all the time 
B           E           F# 
  I'm gonna dump him as soon 
     A              B 
as I get what's mine Guess 
  E               F# 
I should really reveal my 
       A             B 
family ties He won't get 
            E 
a clue so I hit him 
       F# 
with a matzo ball 
A 
Right between 


Chorus 4 
    B   E F# 
The eyes 
A        B 
Fa la la la 
E        F# 
Fa la la la la 
A        B 
Fa la la la 
E        F#   A 
Fa la la la la 
A        B 
Fa la la la 
E        F#   A 
Fa la la la la 



E 
Santa kissed me and I kissed him 
           D#m 
back but I did it for the toys 
D 
Figured I could get something 
            C#m 
more than I did from other boys 
E 
Santa kissed me and I kissed 
               D#m 
him back but I did it for 
          D 
the toys Smiled at me and 
                 C#m 
wanted to see if I would 



E 
Santa kissed me and I kissed him 
           D#m 
back but I did it for the toys 
D 
Figured I could get something 
            C#m 
more than I did from other boys 
E 
Santa kissed me and I kissed 
               D#m 
him back but I did it for 
          D 
the toys Smiled at me and 
                 C#m 
wanted to see if I would 
what a loser!