Introducing Me

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  B 
I'm, I'm good at wasting time 
  F# 
I think lyrics need to rhyme 
  G#m 
And you're not asking 
  E 
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache 

  B 
I eat cheese 
  F# 
But only on pizza, please 
  G#m 
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla 
  E 
Otherwise it smells like feet to me 

  C#m                           B 
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail 
  C# 
And I love it when you say 
  E 
My na-e-a-e-ame 

  B 
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres 
  F# 
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see 
  G#m 
Everything 
  E 
But Remember that you asked for it 

  B 
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier 
  F# 
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what 
  G#m 
Lives in my brain, 
  E 
My heart well you asked for it 

  C#m 
For your Perusing 
  B 
At times Confusing 
  C# 
Slightly Amusing 
  E 
Introducing Me 

  B 
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do 
  F# 
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do 
  G#m 
La Da Da Da, 
  E        F# 
La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da 
 B 
Da 

  B 
I never trust a dog to watch my food 
  F# 
And I like to use the word 
  G#m 
Dude, as a noun, 
  E 
Or an adverb, Or an adjective 

  B 
And I, I Never really been into cars 
  F# 
I like really cool guitars 
  G#m 
And Superheroes 
  E 
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em 

  C#m 
I love the sound 
  B 
Of violins 
  C# 
And makin' someone 
  E 
Smi-e-i-e-ile 

  B 
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres 
  F# 
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see 
  G#m 
Everything 
  E 
But Remember that you asked for it 

  B 
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier 
  F# 
to let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what 
  G#m 
Lives in my brain, 
  E 
My heart well you asked for it 

  C#m 
For your Perusing 
  B 
At times Confusing 
  C# 
Possibly Amusing 
  E  F# 
Introducing Me 

  C#m                                B 
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too 
  C#                           E 
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime 

So... 
  B 
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres 
  F# 
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see 
  G#m 
Everything 
  E 
But Remember that you asked for it 

  B 
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier to 
  F# 
let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what 
  G#m 
Lives in my brain, 
  E 
My heart well you asked for it 

  C#m 
For your Perusing 
  B 
At times Confusing 
  C# 
Hopefully Amusing 
  E 
Introducing Me 

  B 
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do 
  F# 
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do 
  G#m 
Do Do Do Do 
 E   F#     B 
Introducing me...