Intro:
E F#m A B
Whoa
E F#m A B
Whoa
verse 1:
E G#m
She text messaged me on the phone,
A
In capital letters, wanting time on her own.
E G#m
I don't mean to seem out of line,
A
But it seemed like everything was going just fine.
C#m B
Times were changing and rearranging.
A
I never thought that I could go from first to worst.
E
She took me straight to video,
B
In the B movie row.
A
Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah)
C#m B
New Sensation just past expiration.
A
Never has a has-been been so low.
E F#m A B
Oh, no. So low.
(Woah)
E F#m A B
Oh, no.
(Woah) 
verse 2:
E G#m
You took me to your new boyfriend's show,
A
Dance rock darlings of the week, oh, no.
E G#m
I told you that I wanted to go.
A
All the dudes were wearing make-up, man, I guess I didn't know.
C#m B
Things were changing and rearranging.
A
I never thought that I could go from first to cursed.
E
She took me straight to video,
B
In the B movie row.
A
Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah)
C#m B
New Sensation just past expiration.
A
Never has a has-been been so low.
E F#m A B
Oh, no. So low.
(Woah)
E F#m A B
Oh, no.
(Woah)
Bridge:
F#m A
So what's that guy doing with your heart?
E B
Is he the next contestant on "Tear Us Apart?"
F#m
I guess I'm the lowest bidder.
A D B
I'm not bitter. I'm just better so don't bother to rewind.
Final Chorus:
E
She took me straight to video,
B
In the B movie row.
A
Last year's model with a busted up stereo.
C#m B
New Sensation just past expiration.
A
Never has a has-been been so low.
E
She took me straight to video,
B
In the B movie row.
A
Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah)
C#m B
New Sensation just past expiration.
A
Never has a has-been been so low.
E F#m A B
Oh, no. So low.
(Woah)
E F#m A B
Oh, no. So low.
(Woah)
E F#m A B
Oh, no. So low.
(Woah)
E F#m A B E
Oh, no.
(Woah)
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