Written by Jimmy Franks
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Dear Chasey Lian, I wrote to explain
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I'm your biggest fan
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I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass
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Write back ass soon as you can
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You've had a lot of dick
C
(Had a lot of dick)
F
I've had a lot of time
E
(Had a lot of time)
A (stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine 
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Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain
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Ya never wrote me back
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How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat
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Your biggest fan like that?
A
You've had a lot of dick
C
(Had a lot of dick)
F
I've had a lot of time
E
(Had a lot of time)
A (stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
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Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain
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This letter is my last
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As your biggest fan I must demand
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You let me eat your ass
Chorus:
A
You've had a lot of dick
C
(Had a lot of dick)
F
I've had a lot of time
E
(Had a lot of time)
A (stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Ending:
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P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
A (stop)
Chasey this is my mom and dad
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Now show em them titties
G
Now show em them titties
G
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
A (stop)
Chasey this is my mom and dad
C
Now show em them titties
G
Now show em them titties
Would you fuck me for blow?
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