Plastic Jesus

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I don't care if it Rains or freezes 
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As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus 
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Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car 
 
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Through my trials And tribulations 
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And my travels Through the nation 
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With my plastic Jesus I'll go far 
 
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Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air 
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A wreck may be ahead But he don't mind 
 
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Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me 
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And any other thing that lies behind 
 
 
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With my plastic Jesus  Goodbye and I'll go far 
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I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car 
 
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When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn 
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 Ican let all my curses roll 
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'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'Cos he has a plastic ear 
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The man who invented plastic Saved my soul 
 
 
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With my plastic Jesus  Goodbye and I'll go far 
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I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car 
 
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An if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tight 
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They never find my bottle Though they ask 
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'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see 
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He's hollow and I use him like a flask 
 
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Woa Woa Woa 
 
C - - G - - F ? C ?G (Save me) 
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I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary 
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Ridin' on the dashboard of my car   
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I feel that I'm protected amply 
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I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car 
 
 
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With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I'll go far 
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And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car 
 
 
OUTRO along with Chorus: 
 
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When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan 
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Sittin' on the dashboard of my car 
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 Women know I'm on the level 
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Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil  
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Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car