Written by Carl Stephenson, Beck David Campbell
E G A In The Time Of Chimpanzees I Was A Monkey, Butane In My Veins And I'm Out To Cut The Junkie With The Plastic Eyeballs, Spray-Paint The Vegetables, Dog Food Stalls With The Beefcake Pantyhose Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral, Stock Car Flaming With A Loser And The Cruise Control Baby's In Reno With The Vitamin D, Got A Couple Of Couches, Sleep On The Love-Seat Someone Came In Sayin' I'm Insane To Complain About A Shotgun Wedding And A Stain On My Shirt Don't Believe Everything That You Breathe, You Get A Parking Violation And A Maggot On Your Sleeve So Shave Your Face With Some Mace In The Dark, Savin' All Your Food Stamps And Burnin' Down The Trailer Park Yo Cut It Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me Double Barrel Buckshot Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me Forces Of Evil On A Bozo Nightmare, Ban All The Music With A Phony Gas Chamber ?Cause One's Got A Weasel And The Other's Got A Flag, One's On The Pole, Shove The Other In A Bag With The Rerun Shows And The Cocaine Nose-Job, The Daytime Crap Of The Folksinger Slob He Hung Himself With A Guitar String, A Slab Of Turkey-Neck And It's Hangin' From A Pigeon Wing You Can't Write If You Can't Relate, Trade The Cash For The Beef For The Body For The Hate And My Time Is A Piece Of Wax Fallin' On A Termite, It's Chokin' On The Splinters Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me Get Crazy With The Cheese Whiz Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me (I Can?t Believe You) Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me I'm A Driver, I'm A Winner; Things Are Gonna Change I Can Feel It Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me