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(Spoken)
Female: "Huh? Get a job?!?"
Male #1: "What for?"
Male #2: "I'm trying to think."
Intro: C F Bb G (2X)
C F Bb G
I was good, I could talk a mile a minute
C F Bb G
On this caffeine buzz I was on, we were really hummin'
C F Bb G
We would talk everyday. . .for hours
C F Bb G F G
We belong to the. . .deadbeat club
C F Bb
Anyway we can, we're gonna find something
G C F
We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain
Bb G C F
We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain
Bb G
In the rain
C F
We're the deadbeat club (deadbeat club)
Bb G
We're the deadbeat club (deadbeat club)
C F
We're the deadbeat club (deadbeat club)
Bb G
We're the deadbeat club (deadbeat club) 
C F Bb G
Going down to Allen's for a twenty-five cent beer
C F Bb G
And the jukebox playing real loud, "Ninety-Six Tears."
C F Bb G
We're wild girls walkin' down the street
C F Bb G F G
Wild girls 'n' boys going out for a big time
(Chorus)
Interlude: C F Bb G (2X)
C F Bb G
Let's go crash that party down in Normaltown tonight
C F Bb G
Then we'll go skinny-dippin' in the moonlight
C F Bb G
We're wild girls walkin' down the street
C F Bb G F G
Wild girls 'n' boys going out for a big time
C F Bb
Anyway we can, we're gonna find something
G C F
We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain
Bb G C F
We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain
Bb G
In the rain
C F Bb G
O-o-o-oh no! Here they come, the members of the deadbeat club
C F Bb G
C F Bb G
O-oh no! Here they come, the members of the deadbeat club
C F Bb G
(Repeat and fade)
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