Hashtag Armageddon

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Oh God theres a big one coming on 
      Em         D               G 
The dead have begun to rise and walk 
              D                       G 
And nobody is singing, nobody is singing 
                D             Em 
The bottomless pit has opened up 
         Em   D           G  
The Virgin Marys crying blood 
               D                    G 
And nobody is singing, nobody is singing 



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Were all taking pictures with camera phones  
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To prove that we were there 
            G            D         G 
For the end of days, the end of days 


G                  D                Em 
The blood gollum is on the loose again 
Em                        D 
He doesnt know that were American 
G                    D          G 
He just thinks we’re fatter  
G                    D               Em 
The hell demons are killing all in sight 
                 Em    D      G 
Satans doing wheelies on his bike 
G                   D       G 
Twin heads on his handlebars 


G    G/F#    Em             D       C       G-G/F# 
Pig-tailed twins around the age of 666 
    Am                      Em      D                    D7 
Their faces painted to look like King Diamond and Peter Criss 
G                           D       G 
For the end of days, the end of days 


Am               Em 
Now its raining semen 
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It smells like those summer trees you smell 
Am                Em                   D                      D7 
Could this be the revelation or is it simply the end of Hell? 


G            D              G 
Ooooooooooh 


G                D              Em 
Oh God there’s a big one coming on 
             C 
Hashtag armageddon 
G              D             G 
That topic is trending 
G                 D           Em 
The death cult is making jewelry 
        Em                            D          G 
From the corpses they dragged from the burning sea 
                D                     Em                      C                      G 
Theyre taking eyes, theyre taking ears, theyre taking noses, theyre taking teeth 
G                 D                     Em 
Theyre taking hair and skin from tattoos 
                    C            
Theyre taking fingers, theyre taking 
    G            D             G 
The end of days very seriously 


Am                  Em 
Now the valley is flooded  
        D                     Dsus4-D 
With piranha, tequila and knives 
Am                       Em                      C             D 
But at least we got to prove that we did something worthwhile with our lives 
G                        D         G 
At the end of days, the end of days