Intro: G C G C Am D G Em I am a blank page in a notebook, C Am D waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks. G Em I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over C Am D to cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts, C I am the Total Gym, D I am the Salad Glove, G I am the Slap Chop, D Em Sean does a hammer on on the A string I'm the forever lazy, C Am D G Another hammer on A string I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me. G Em I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid, C Am D whose name is most likely Cody. G Em C Am D He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley, C And Cody doesn't have friends, D and his parents hate each other, G D Em Sean hammer ons the A string at one point and he wants to find a better way to love his family. C Am D G Another hammer on the A string And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's. G C G C Am D G Em I am the camera that watches you, C Am D when you think you are awake. G Em and I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan C Am D that keeps all their cocaine safe. C D I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings, G D Em hammer on like last time at an all you can eat buffet, C Am D G same hammer on I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today. G Em And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth, C Am D in a history class from the future. G Em I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic, C Am D that gave my grandfather cancer. C D And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death, G D Em Guess what! Hammer on! "Hi how are you? My name is Trevor." C Prepare to die, C Am D G Haaammmmerrrr on! Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever.