Nothing At All

	  		
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It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night 
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Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight 
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I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor 
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We pulled and you came back to mine for some more 

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Your skirt ended up on the living room chairs 
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And your top and your bra, they came off on the stairs 
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And though you looked fit with your clothes on 
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Man I was a fool... 
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Cos you look like shit, when you wear nothing at all 

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Oh the clothes that you wore looked a million dollars 
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But the body beneath, it looked just like Rik Waller's 
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The make-up you wear is a clever disguise 
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To hide your moustache and the squint in your eyes 

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Your cellulite's dreadful, you're covered in zits and 
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Your stomach's about as defined as quicksand 
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If I'm being honest your tits are unacceptably small 
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So you look like shit, when you wear nothing at all 

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When we went back to mine I was up for a shag 
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In the bedroom I realise you're a dumpy old slag 
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Your pubes reach your navel and they cover your thighs 
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Didn't know they made arses that size 

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When we met on that night, I could swear that I never 
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Would've guessed you're a female Andrew Lloyd Webber 
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The hair on your chest's a bit endocrinological 
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And you look like shit, when you wear nothing at all 

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Your teeth are all yellow with bloody great gaps so 
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Your face is a picture by Pablo Picasso 
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I can see that your arse has it's own gravitational pull 
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And you look like shit, when you wear nothing at all