Verse
E B E
Some say he's a ninja, rumor has it he's Superman
A E
Hes got the heart of a lion, still he's as gentle as old Peter Pan
A E C#m
All you Hatfields better beware, I heard he's stronger than a Kodiak bear
A B
He's your real deal, he's no decoy, he's still his mama's little pride and joy
Chorus
E B E
Hey, when I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy
A E
He's the true gun-slinging inspiration to every small town country boy
A E C#m
Have cool friends like Jordan Shipley, have no-named singers singin' songs about me
E B E
When I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy 
Verse
C#m E
Now Everybody and their dog is doggin' on the little quarterback from Jim Ned
C#m E
Too short too slow and way too skinny is what the headlines read
A E C#m
So he hit the weights, protein shakes and lord behold, he started to grow
A B
Now he's gettin' sick and tired of people getting fired up for rubbing elbows with Tim Tebow
Chorus
E B E
Hey, when I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy
A E
He's the true gun-slinging inspiration to every small town country boy
A E C#m
Have cool friends like Jordan Shipley, have no-named singers singin' songs about me
E B E
When I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy
Bridge
C#m
E
There's a new sheriff in town
A
Shaking hands and kissing babies
B
And throwing laser beam touchdowns (spoken - we thought you'd think that was stupid)
Chorus
E B E
Hey, when I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy
A E
He's the true gun-slinging inspiration to every small town country boy
A E C#m
Have cool friends like Jordan Shipley, have no-named singers singin' songs about me
E B E
When I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy
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