Written by Pat MacDonald
Intro: D D D D D G D D D C G D x2 verse 1 D G It's an asshole celebration and they're all out on the street. D C G D See them on the sidewalk, oh hear them shuffling feet. D G As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade, D C G D Step aside good people it's the assholes on parade. D D D D D G D D D C G D verse 2 D G We got the assholes for freedom, the assholes for fun. D C G D The assholes for Jesus and the assholes for guns. D G Assholes for justice, assholes for crime. D C G D Assholes for assholes, assholes for all time. D D D D D G D D D C G D verse 3 D G We got assholes making money. They're making all the rules. D C G D They're talking all our jobs and their filling up our schools. D G Assholes on the water, assholes in the sky, D C G D Sign that says help wanted, only assholes need apply. D D D D D G D D D C G D Break A Oh teacher won't you tell me, Have I really made the grade? A7 Am I head off my class, or am I just another asshole on parade? D D D D D G D D D C G D x4 verse 4 D G Assholes give the orders, and assholes row the boat D C G D Assholes get elected, cause assholes get to vote. D G I once heard it said that old assholes never die, D C G D They just lay in bed and multiply. C G D C G D Assholes in the morning, assholes every night. C G D C G D Assholes to the left and assholes to the right. D G As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade, D C G D Step aside good people its the assholes on parade.
See also: The Pietasters - Its The Same Old Song |
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