Yolo

	  		 



F                               Bb               Dm 
You know that we are still young, so don't be dumb 
                   Bb 
Don't trust anyone, 'cause you'll only live once. 


Verse 1:
 
F              Bb 
 Uh, you only live once that's the motto,  
Dm                       C 
 so take a chill pill ease up the throttle. 
      F                            Bb 
Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears, 
       Dm                         C 
your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear. 
              F                               Bb 
And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they not legal, 
          Dm                            C 
then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle. 
                  F                               Bb 
'cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail, 
           Dm                   C 
and never travel by car or bus, water, by rail. 
            F                       Bb 
And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all, 
        Dm                         C 
build a bomb shelter basement with titanium wall. 
            F                     Bb 
And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on 'ya, 
    Dm                      C   
and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas. 
     F                           Bb 
And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe, 
    Dm                          C 
you only live once, don't let it go to waste. 


F                               Bb                     Dm 
You know that we are still young, so hold on from the fun 
                              Bb 
Cook your meat 'till it's done, 'cause you'll only live once. 


Verse 2:
 
F                  Bb 
 Yeah, and here's another piece of advice: 
Dm                              C 
Stay away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice. 
F                            Bb 
There's no such thing as too much Purell. 
       Dm                       C 
This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell. 
         F                Bb 
So don't 1980 force any plugs into sockets. 
Dm                              C 
Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it. 
      F                      Bb 
Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison. 
    Dm                                  C 
And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him. 
     F                          Bb 
No blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep. 
    Dm                          C 
Two words about furniture: killing machines. 
           F                     Bb 
Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health. 
           Dm                           C 
And always wear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself. 

Verse 3: 

        F 
Uh huh, Take no chances (no chances) 
Bb 
Stop freelancing' (right now) 
Dm 
Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances (uh huh) 
F      Bb 
401K, make sure it's low risk 

Dm 
Then get some real estate (how much') 4.2% 
F 
Thirty year mortgage, 
Bb 
that's important, that's a great deal 
Dm 
And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill 
F                             Bb 
Renting is for suckers right now. A dependable savings, 
Dm                              C 
And you'll retire with money in your account. Beast! 

F         Bb 
YOLO, say no no. 
Dm                             F             Bb 
Isolate yourself and just roll solo, be care-folo 
Dm                              C 
You oughta look out also stands for YOLO. 


F                               Bb                             Dm 
You know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs 
                       Bb 
Then pull out all your teeth, so you can't bite your tongue. 



F 
Only on this earth for a short time, time 
   Bb                                            Dm 
So don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, die. 
                             Bb                          F 
Just take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky. 

You oughta look out.