I Just Had Sex

	  		
Intro: 

Bm  G         D       A                                          Bm 
    Sometimes (ohhhhh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)  
                  G                            D 
    You don't know how to express yourself so (And Lonely Island) 
   A 
    You just gotta sing  

    
              Bm  G       D       A 
    I just had sex and it felt so good  
 Bm                 G             D       A  
    A woman let me put my p***s inside her  
              Bm  G          D       A 
    I just had sex and I'll never go back  
 Bm                  G                D   A 
    To the not having sex ways of the past  

             Bm                G 
    Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great  
        D                   A 
    It felt so good when I did it with my p***s  
      Bm                  G 
    A girl let me do it It literally just happened  
     D                            A 
    Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest  

           Bm                      G 
    Never guess where I just came from, I had sex 
          D                         A 
    If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best  
           Bm                    G 
    When I had the sex, man my p***s felt great  
            D                           A 
    And I called my parents right after I was done  

  
        Bm                       G 
    Oh hey, didn't see you there, Guess what I just did  
         D                     A 
    Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest  
          Bm                          G 
    Well sure, Nice of her to let you do that thing  
             D                  A 
    Nice of any girl ever. Now sing  

    
              Bm G         D       A 
    I just had sex and it felt so good  
Bm                  G             D       A 
    A woman let me put my p***s inside her  
  
    Wanna tell the world  


Bm                G                                   D 
    To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it  
                          A 
    Doesn't really make sense But man, screw it 
    Bm                                 G 
    I ain't one to argue with a good thing. She could be my wife  
    D                        A 
    That good? The best 30 seconds of my life  
            Bm                      G 
    I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her  
              D                      A 
    Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure  
            Bm                        G 
    With that in mind the soft, nice smelling girls better  
        D                           A       
    She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater  


       Bm                   G 
    So this one's dedicated to them girls  
         D                     A 
    That let us flop around on top of them  
              Bm                  G 
    If you're near a bar, whether short or tall  
      D                        A 
    We wanna thank you all for letting us f**k you  


             Bm 
    She kept looking at her watch  
           G 
    Doesn't matter, have sex  
          D 
    But I cried the whole time  
           A 
    Doesn't matter, have sex  
       Bm 
    I think she might have been a racist  
           G 
    Doesn't matter, have sex  
              D 
    She put a bag on my head  
            A 
    Still counts! 

              Bm  G       D           A 
    I just had sex and my dreams came true  
      Bm                     G                           D 
    So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing 
         A 
    with me  

    Final Chorus: 
              Cm Ab       Eb      Bb 
    I just had sex and it felt so good  
Cm                 Ab             Eb      Bb 
    A woman let me put my p***s inside her  
              Cm Ab         Eb       Bb  
    I just had sex and I'll never go back  
Cm                    Ab              Eb  Bb 
    To the not having sex ways of the past 

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          La la la la