Will They Or Wont They

	  		(Lyrics are for the Chainmail and Cello version) 

G 
You and I are kinda like 
    D 
Romeo and Juliet 

In that I'm romantic and sweet, and you're an immature loser 
     G 
With friends who are unreasonably violent 

You and I are kinda like 
D 
Castle and Kate Beckett 

in that I'm a total badass with extremely good looks 
        G 
and you tend to say the wrong thing 


C 
In these stories, we want to know 
G 
"Will they or won't they?" 
         D 
But with us, I know the answer... 
   G 
We won't. 
C 
In these stories, we want to know 
G 
"Will they or won't they?" 
         D 
But with us, I know the answer... 
   G 
We won't. 


G 
You and I are kinda like 
        D 
Jim and Pam, season 1 

In that I have a job and a boyfriend 
        G 
And you have a kinda weird thing with jello 

You and I are kinda like 
D 
Booth and Dr. Brennan 

In that I like dinosaurs and have a really great mind 
    G 
And all you care about is murder 


C 
You and I are kinda like 
G 
Starbuck and Apollo 
        D 
In that after all this 
                        G 
this going to end in an anticlimactic way 
C 
You and I are kinda like 
G 
Starbuck and Apollo 
        D 
In that after all this 

unresolved sexual tension 

and emotional investment 

and time and money 
                        C 
this going to end in an anticlimactic way 


G 
You and I are kinda like 
D 
Mulder and Scully 

In that you're paranoid, and even when you're right 
G 
I look like the smart one 

You and I are kinda like 
D 
Counselor Troi and Riker 

In that I'm good at what I do and you are usually useless 
G 
(See, I switched it up that time.) 


C 
In these stories, we want to know 
G 
"Will they or won't they?" 
         D 
But with us, I know the answer... 
   G 
We won't. 
C 
In these stories, we want to know 
G 
"Will they or won't they?" 
         D 
But with us, I know the answer... 
   G 
We won't.