Merry Fucking Christmas

	  		
Intro 

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I hear bells in the end of the town 
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I guess Santa is coming around 
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I hear children in joy 
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and the streets are covered in snow 

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I hear mother she's calling my name 
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Look at Santa my boy it's okay 
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But I don't want to see 
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cuz I know he ain't coming for me 

Pre-Chorus 
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Cuz my cat is covered in plastic 
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and all of my friends are afraid 
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They say that I am pretty satanic 
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But Santa would know I'm a bad boy 

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I think Christmas is build on a lie 
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I wish Santa could fall down and die 
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I think gifts is a concept for rich families 
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I wish Santa could fall from the sky 


Verse 
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Merry Fucking Christmas everyone Santa knows what you have done 
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He will get you little boy you better run 
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He's a vicious little devil with with his eyes on me 
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cuz I have been a bad boy you see 

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Merry fucking Christmas everyone get around and bring your guns 
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if there's something in the sky you shoot it down 
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He's a vicious little devil and his time has come 
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and we will make that fat bastard run 

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I think Christmas is build on a lie 
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I wish Santa could fall down and die 
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I think gifts is a concept for rich families 
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I wish Santa could fall from the sky 

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I think Christmas is build on a lie 
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I wish Santa could fall down and die 
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I think gifts is a concept for rich families 
       D                         G 
I wish Santa could fall from the sky
 

Coda 
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Holy Santa's coming to the town 
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gather around and we will shoot him down 
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Holy Santa's coming to the town 
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gather around and we will shoot him down 
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Holy Santa's coming to the town 
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gather around and we will shoot him down