Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar - Everything Is Better With A Butt Flap

	  		
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Everything is better with a butt flap 
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It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap 
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Everything is better with a butt flap 
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And it really comes in handy when you crap 


Verse 1 
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A buttflap on a onesey is my idea of cool 
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Although some people would say it makes me look like a fool 
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I'll argue to the death that they totally rule 
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No need to pull down your pants when you gotta unload some stool 

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Everything is better with a butt flap 
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It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap 
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Everything is better with a butt flap 
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And it really comes in handy when you crap 


Verse 2 
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Butt flaps they come in all sizes and shapes 
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When you pull it down it looks like your ass is wearing a cape 
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Leave it that way and you will surely see some people gape 
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But some people may see an advertsement for rape 
 
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Everything is better with a butt flap 
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It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap 
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Everything is better with a butt flap 
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And it really comes in handy when you crap 


Verse 3 
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Butt flaps are perfect if you wanna fuck a girl 
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Just undo the ties and give her a whirl 
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Enjoying the sensation as the whole world around you twirls 
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A butt flap you see is even better than a string of pearls 

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Everything is better with a butt flap 
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It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap 
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Everything is better with a butt flap 
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And it really comes in handy when you crap 


Verse 4 
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I'll put butt flaps on everything 
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Think it'd be great to see one on a king 
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Or on one of those great big orange pumpkin things 
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Just pictured a butt flap on a bird flapping it's wings 
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Butt flaps make me wanna sing 
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And sound the bells ring a ding ding ting 
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What about a butt flap attached by springs 
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See all the joy that butt flaps bring 

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Everything is better with a butt flap 
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It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap 
C                           F 
Everything is better with a butt flap 
       F               G              C 
And it really comes in handy when you crap 

C                           F 
Everything is better with a butt flap 
     C           F                          Am       C      G 
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap 
C                           F 
Everything is better with a butt flap 
       F               G              C 
And it really comes in handy when you crap