Eating My Computer

Intro 
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C 
Hello, I see you wanted to talk 
C7 
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off 
C7       F 
I’ve got something to show you 
F        Fm 
A little video to get to know you 
C 
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me 
C       C7 
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key 
F 
I look at you sadly as I start to eat 
Fm                             C 
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit” 



C                     Cm   C             Cm 
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch 
C7 
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch 
C           Dm 
You see the red drip from my lips 
Dm     G7 
I call this snack computer chips Woah! 
C 
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass 
C7                                                C 
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass 
Dm                                     G 
And crystal and the blood continues to fall 
G       G7 
I won’t leave until you watch it all 


C 
You see me on every single screen 
C7            C                F 
This video is seventeen hours long 
Dm           F       Fm 
Your power’s running low 
C 
It’s 2am and you open your phone 
C7 
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home 
C7               F   Fm 
And then there’s me, eating real slow 


C                          Am            C7 
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch 
C7 
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch 
C           Dm 
You see the red drip from my lips 
Fm           G7 
I call this snack computer chips Woah! 
C 
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass 
C7                                               C 
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass 
F   Fm 
And crystal and the blood continues to fall 
G       G7 
I won’t leave until you watch it all 

 
Am 
I’m what you see on your screen 
Am 
But your friends can’t see me 
Am 
What you feel isn’t real 
D 
These pixels can’t be me 
F 
A man trapped in a machine 
F            Fm 
If there’s a God how could he be so mean 


Am 
I’m what you see on your screen 
Am 
But your friends can’t see me 
Am 
What you feel isn’t real 
D 
These pixels can’t be me 
F 
A man trapped in a machine 
F            Fm 
If there’s a God how could he be so mean 

 
Am 
I’m what you see on your screen 
Am 
But your friends can’t see me 
Am 
What you feel isn’t real 
D 
These pixels can’t be me 
F 
A man trapped in a machine 
F            Fm 
If there’s a God how could he be so mean 


Am 
I’m what you see on your screen 
Am 
But your friends can’t see me 
Am 
What you feel isn’t real 
D 
These pixels can’t be me 
F 
A man trapped in a machine 
F            Fm 
If there’s a God how could he be so mean 


C                          Am            C7 
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch 
C7 
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch 
C           Dm 
You see the red drip from my lips 
Fm           G7 
I call this snack computer chips Woah! 
C 
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass 
C7                                               C 
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass 
F   Fm                                 F 
And crystal and the blood continues to fall 
G       G7 
I won’t leave until you watch it all 


C                          Am            C7 
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch 
C7 
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch 
C           F 
You see the red drip from my lips 
F                 G 
I call this snack computer chips Woah! 
C 
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass 
C7                                               C 
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass 
F   Fm 
And crystal and the blood continues to fall 
G       G7 
I won’t leave until you watch it all 

Outro 
C 
And I’m collapsing onto my table 
C7 
I ate as much as I was able to 
F                        Fm 
Now it’s time to say goodbye 
Fm          C 
I give you a smile