Atheists Don't Have No Songs

	  		


A  
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)                                            
                      E7  
Hava Nagilas for the Jews,                  
         A  
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)                               
              D        A  
Atheists just sing the blues.  


Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)                                            
                       E7  
Born agains sing He is risen,                        
           A   
But no one ever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune)                         
            D           A  
For godless existentialism.          

For Atheists,                   
        D  
Theres no good news,                  
        G#                   A  
Theyll never sing a song of faith.  

         
     D  
For atheists,           
     G  
They have a rule,            
     G#            A  
The he is always lowercase.  

             G#            A  
The he is always lowercase.  


Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)                                                   
                        E7  
Lutherans get Christmas trees,                   
        A  
Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)                                    
                 D       A            D       A  
But they do have Sundays free.  (have Sundays free)  

Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)  
                          E7  
Coptics have the books of scrolls,                                
        A   
Numerologists can count to seven, (count to seven)                              
              D        A  
Atheists have rock and roll.  


For Atheists,                    
D  
Theres no good news,                
        G#           A  
Theyll never sing a song of Faith.  
D  
In their songs,             
            G  
They have a rule,            
     G#            A  
The he is always lowercase.                         
            G#     A  
The he is always lowercase.  

                              (Key Change) C 
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists  

G             C  
Dont have no Songs!!  


C  
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)                                            
                      G7  
Hava Nagilas for the Jews, (for the Jews)                  
         C  
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)                             
              F        C  
Atheists just sing the blues.  


                F  
Catholics dress up for Mass,           
    B             C  
And listen to, Gregorian chants.  

F             Bb  
Atheists just take a pass,                 
      B 
Watch football in their  
C 
underpants.  
                        B    C  
Watch football in their underpants. 
                                   
                                   D  
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,  
A7            D              A7      D 
Dont have no songs!