Intro: B A (x4)
B
Some guys write poems with beautiful words
B A
Some guys sing songs 'bout flowers and birds
B E
but that aint who I am, that kinda crap aint me
D F#
no oh
B
some guys are sculptured in plastic and steel
B A
some losers paint painting abstracting so real
B E
I don't get it that kinda crap aint me
D F#
cant you see
G D A E D/F# G
ohooo the only art I've ever been able to feel
D F#
is the only art that matters the art of the deal
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the art of the deal
B
there's nothing better or quite as sublime
B A
as signing your name on the dotted line
B
that's all the beauty I need in my life
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that and a big tittied eastern bloc wife
G D A E D/F# G
oh the only art I've ever been able to feel
D F#
is the only art that gets me off
G D A E
some people make tv shows like golden girls or diffrn't strokes
G D A E
some people make we are the worlds and give american money to some african folks
G D
I'm on my own
G D
I shall overcomb
F# G
that is the man you see shaking your hand hello
D A E
the only art that matters aint picasso or pollack
G D A E
aint wahl, van gogh, rothko, dali, mondrian or ron popeil
G D A E
the only art that matters is the one that makes me squeal
G D F#
so forget those other losers it's the art of the deal
B A
the art of the deal
B A
the art of the deal
B A
the art of the deal
B A
the art of the deal
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