Merry Chrismas Jack Howard

	  		




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I woke up this morning and I realised the date  
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Forgot about my presents cos there was something I had to say  
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To a very special person that makes every day worth living  
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Because Christmas is a special time for giving  

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Merry Christmas, Jack Howard 
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Would've asked for your number at that party but I was a coward  
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Merry Christmas, Jack Howard 
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Crap, nothing else rhymes with Jack Howard  

For the videos in which you say things that make some people laugh  
For the times I've touched myself thinking of you in the bath  
And for all the shipping rumours that have made some people cry  
I put your face in a snow globe once and it improved my life  

Merry Christmas, Jack Howard  
Well I dream of the day that you come and give me... flowers  
Nothing rhymes with Jack Howard  
And I hope that next year brings you lots of things you haven't seen  
Merry Christmas, Jack Howard (and Dean)