Gentlemen Aren't Nice

	  		

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Once upon a time I thought 
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"What's the one thing I haven't got?" 
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There's not a single thing in this world I couldn't buy 
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That's when a gentleman caught my eye 
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Once or twice we went around 
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But now I'll tell you the thing I've found 
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You shouldn't make your move until you know the price 
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Because gentlemen aren't nice 

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Just because I won't agree to take his arm 
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And I occasionally forget his name 
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He likes to call inclemency what I call charm 
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But I know they're all the same 
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I think I've realized my first mistake 
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When he cried that his heart would break 
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I would have thought that I was worth the sacrifice 
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But gentlemen aren't nice 



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Just because I leave him all alone for days 
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And go about with others of his kind 
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He dares complain about my evil ways 
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And drive me out of my -- out of my mind 
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What I relate is hard to bear 
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I only endure it so that I might spare you ladies 
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I'm not known for my good advice 
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But gentlemen aren't 
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So agreeable 
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Love ain't a paradise 
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And if I told you once, I won't tell you twice 
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Gentlemen aren't nice 
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Gentlemen aren't nice