Whistle While I Work It

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A few drinks at the house  
Gotta get that buzz going  
Cause I can afford  
The club drinks That they're pouring  

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Valet's 20 bucks  
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So I'll find me a meter  
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It's five blocks away  
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But the parking is cheaper  

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I walk straight up to the bouncer  
Got the flyer in my hand  
B 
Said I didn't bring the ladies  
But I've brought my favorite friends  

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He doesn't say a word  
He just points us to the back  
B 
Like he thinks we'll wait in line  
No, no we Ain't doing that  

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Cause I know somebody  
E 
Who knows somebody  
B 
Who knows somebody  
F# 
Who knows  

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Cause I know somebody  
E 
Who knows somebody  
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Who knows somebody  
F# 
Who knows  

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I whistle while I work it  
I whistle while I work it  
I whistle while I-------  

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4 out of 5  
Make it some hours later  
Sober up, over heated  
And I can't find a waiter  

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We dance up on some girls  
But they're blocking us out  
I could win them with words  
                                     Bbm 
But the music's so loud  

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Afraid to use the toilet  
I'll get vomit on my pants  
B 
And I never tip the bathroom guy  
Bb 
That helps me dry my hands  

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That guy has a table  
we can drink up for a while  
B 
Til they notice we've been mocking  
Bb 
And get kicked out with style  

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Cause I know somebody  
E 
Who knows somebody  
B 
Who knows somebody  
F# 
Who knows  

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Cause I know somebody  
E 
Who knows somebody  
B 
Who knows somebody  
F# 
Who knows  

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I whistle while I work it  
I whistle while I work it  
I whistle while I-------  

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Fellas say HO!  
Ladies say OW!  
You stepped on my foot  
Ice will bring it right down  

Dating foreign girls  
Last name no vows  
rock the tight T  
Black Simon Cowel  

Wanna throw my hands up  
JUMP, JUMP  
But it's too cramped the Krump  
I might bruise my junk  

I know where to go  
No shennanigans  
Just new fake noses  
And Kardashians  

Hey girl  
Let Me In This VIP  
Excuse me  
Who are you supposed to be?  

I am Wayne Brady  
From your T.V. screen  
Do I have to choke a bitch  
Now do you believe?  

I love Whose Line  
And I watch your game show  
Then you hook a brother up  
Uh, let me see, NO!  

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Cause I know somebody  
E 
Who knows somebody  
B 
Who knows somebody  
F# 
Who knows  

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Cause I know somebody  
E 
Who knows somebody  
B 
Who knows somebody  
F# 
Who knows  

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Cause I know somebody  
E 
Who knows somebody  
B 
Who knows somebody  
F# 
Who knows  

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Cause I know somebody  
E 
Who knows somebody  
B 
Who knows somebody  
F# 
Who knows  

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I whistle while I work it  
I whistle while I work it  
I whistle while I...