{I think the one line of the Chorus/bridge/break/whatever ends in 
a pun (sun = son), but can't be sure as I'm only listening to the 
recording.  Any attempt to tab this sucker certainly welcome.} 
 
Intro:  Instrumental  
 
        A                   E7               A 
Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film 
(A)                           E7            A 
And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill 
          D                     A/Asus4 
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? 
       D                          A     G  A  E7 
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all 
 
{same chords:} 
Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her 
I am having an affair with a random computer 
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? 
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all 
 
     A    D  A     (A)            D  A        
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet,  
     A    D  A      E7            A 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
     A    D   A    (A)            D   A 
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet 
     A    D   A     E7            A 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
     D(?)               
      Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing  
     B7                 E7 
       like it did when you were young? 
     A 
       Or did you come down crashing   
     E7                            A 
       seeing all the things you'd done? 
     E7                    A 
       Oh it's a big put - on 
 
     A              D             A 
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet 
     (A)            E7            A 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
     A              D             A 
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet 
     (A)            E7            A 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
                                            
{Beat a bit on a power E, then play these four lines again.  
Moving to D 
 
 
          D                     A/Asus4 
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? 
       D                          A     G  A  E7  (hold) 
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all 
 
A  D  E7  A