Intro:  Instrumental 
        A                   E7               A
Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film
(A)                           E7            A
And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill
          D                     A Asus4
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
       D                          A     G  A  E7
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

(same chords:)
Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her
I am having an affair with a random computer
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

     A    D  A     (A)            D  A
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet, 
     A    D  A      E7            A
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
     A    D   A    (A)            D   A
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
     A    D   A     E7            A
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
     D              
      Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing 
     B7                 E7
       like it did when you were young?
     A
       Or did you come down crashing  
     E7                            A
       seeing all the things you'd done?
     E7                    A
       Oh it's a big put - on

     A              D             A
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
     (A)            E7            A
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
     A              D             A
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
     (A)            E7            A
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
                                           
Beat a bit on a power E, then play these four lines again. 
Moving to D

          D                     A Asus4
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
       D                          A     G  A  E7  (hold)
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

A  D  E7  A