The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All The Other Jedi And Eats Their Bones

	  		
Intro: B E B B 

B                 E              B 
Stay true to the path young jedi 
B              G#m                    E   F# 
 cleave to the presets you've been given 
  E                F#              D#m               G#m        
Remember those who went before and cleared a way for you 
         B                   F#             E          
Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living 
         B                   F#             E          
Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living 

B 

B               E           B 
Do your best in city or in swampland 
      B        G#m               E  F# 
Peace over anger, honor over hate 
       E                F#      D#m             G#m 
At the end of all your days one jedi waits for you 
         B             F#                 E 
With the dust of jedi bones piled up like parsnips on his plate 
         B             F#                 E 
With the dust of jedi bones piled up like parsnips on his plate 
              
                          C#m                             B 
Specifically just their bones all the soft parts you can keep 
         C#m                                B 
It's the bones that have the calcium so he says 
    C#m                                    E 
The long feast will be filmed for mass consumption 
     E                                    F#          
The cameras rian's got these days are unimaginably high-res 

   B                E                   B 
Despair not for the end that waits for you 
     B               C#m                    E   F# 
Fear not the fire in which your flesh must burn 
        E                   F#            D#m          G#m 
All the jedi from all the planets in this putrid universe 
    B              F#                    E 
Get eaten by this last one and now it's your turn 
         B              F#                     B 
They get eaten by this last one and now it's your turn 

B           F#          B 
Bones bones bones bones bones 
B           G#m         E     F# 
Bones bones bones bones bones 
              E                      F#             D#m                 G#m         
The ultimate jedi who wastes all the other jedi has eaten up all their bones 
          B           F#          B 
All their bones bones bones bones bones 
Changed the tab to D for those of us who can't play the B chord. Or maybe it's just me. 

D G D 

D                 G              D 
Stay true to the path young jedi 
D              Bm                    G  A 
 cleave to the presets you've been given 
  G                A              F#m               Bm     
Remember those who went before and cleared a way for you 
         D                   A             G          
Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living 
         D                   A             G          
Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living 

D 

D               G           D 
Do your best in city or in swampland 
      D        Bm               G  A 
Peace over anger, honor over hate 
       G                A      F#m             Bm 
At the end of all your days one jedi waits for you 
         D             A                  G 
With the dust of jedi bones piled up like parsnips on his plate 
         D             A                  G 
With the dust of jedi bones piled up like parsnips on his plate 
              
                          Em                             D 
Specifically just their bones all the soft parts you can keep 
         Em                                D 
It's the bones that have the calcium so he says 
    Em                                    G 
The long feast will be filmed for mass consumption 
     G                                    A          
The cameras rian's got these days are unimaginably high-res 

   D                G                   D 
Despair not for the end that waits for you 
     D               Bm                    G   A 
Fear not the fire in which your flesh must burn 
        D                   A             F#m          Bm 
All the jedi from all the planets in this putrid universe 
    D              A                    G 
Get eaten by this last one and now it's your turn 
         D              A                     D 
They get eaten by this last one and now it's your turn 

D             A               D 
Bones! bones! bones! bones! bones! 
D             Bm            G     A 
Bones! bones! bones! bones! bones! 
              G                      A             F#m                 Bm         
The ultimate jedi who wastes all the other jedi is eatin' up all their bones 
          D             A          D 
All their bones! bones! bones! bones! bones!