God Bless The American Housewife

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Look at me,I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup 
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I bend down to get the paper,every neighbor tryin' to check me out 
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Look at me,I'm lovely as I wave beside my minivan  
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Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can 


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God bless the American housewife 
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How she does it all I'll never know  
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God bless the American housewife 
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She could use a miracle for sure 
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God bless the American housewife  
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Cleanin' up the world for you and me 
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God bless the American housewife 
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(Ah Ah Ah Ah AH)
 

Look at how my children play Commando in the cul-de-sac 
Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack 
Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things  
Have to call the plummer Cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring 

(Repeat Chorus) 

Look at me, I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves 
Look how my tiara can be bent back to the shape it was 
I can do the laundrt and make dinner while I'm on the phone  
Look at me, I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn 

Chorus 2x 

How she does it all I'll never know 
God bless the American housewife