G
I don't like fancy learnin' books.
C
I don't like apple tarts.
G
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks.
D7
I don't like modern arts.
G
Well I like farts,
C
Yes I like farts,
D G
I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.
G
If you got hearts (Peter: Oh I got hearts)
C
Let's hear those farts (Peter: How do I start)
D G
Well Peter I will help you get your fart to start
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PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHHT PHHHT...
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