Here's the complete and correct version of this badass song so people can jam it right.  

Hallelujah! 


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Intro: 

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F                                           A# 
When you grab a hold of me 
D#                                               F 
Tell me that I’ll never be set free 
F                                           A# 
But I’m a parasite, creep and crawl 
D#                                               F 
I step into the night. 
F                           A# 
Two pints of booze 
D#                                         F 
Tell me are you a badfish too? (are you a badfish too?)  

A#                                       F 
Ain’t got no money to spend 
A#                                     F 
And I hope this night will never end 
A#                            F 
Lord knows I’m weak 
A#                                              Gm 
Won’t somebody get me off of this reef 

F                                       Gm 
And baby your a big blue whale 
    D#                                                  F 
I'll grab the reef when all duck diving fails 
F                                                              Gm 
And I can swim but I wish I had never learned 
    D#                                                  F 
Cuz the water’s too polluted with germs 

F                                                           A# 
Dive deep when it’s ten feet overhead 
D#                                                      F 
And grab the reef, that's underneath my bed, (It’s underneath my bed) 
 A#                                         F 
Ain’t got no quarrels with God,  
A#                                         F 
Ain’t got no time to grow old 
A#                                         F 
Lord knows that I’m weak 
A#                                              Gm 
Won’t somebody get me off of this reef 

F                                                     A# 
And there’s a steel train comin’ in,  
F                                  A# 
I would take it if I could 
F                                     A# 
And I would not lie to you,  
F                                     A# 
because Sunday mornin’ soon will come 
F                                        A# 
Things will be, easier to say 
F                                                          A# 
Upon the microphone like I'm a Boss DJ 
F                                                             A# 
I will walk up upon the stage, like it was dry land 
F                                                 A# 
A Boss DJ ain’t nothin’ but a man 
C                                   A# 
No trouble, no fuss, I know why.. 

F            A#  F                                     A#   
It’s so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice, 
F            A#  F                                     A#   
It’s so nice I wanna hear the same song twice 

C                                              A# 
Nowadays all the songs on the radio, 
They All drive me crazy...