The Cheaten Hotel

	  		  (E)                                          (A) 
WHEN YOU CHECK-IN THE CHEATEN HOTEL YOU'LL BE BACK FOR  
   (B)                                    (E) 
ANOTHER SPIN AT THE WHEEL A RACE AT THE TRACK THERE OFF AND 
                          (A) 
DOWN AT THE BAR THIS IS HEATHER AND THIS JOHN THERE ALL  
  (B)                                 (E) 
DOWN AT THE CHEATEN HOTEL LOOKIN FOR FUN YEAH I'M THE  
                                     (A)       (B) 
BARTENDER IN HERE AND IT'S QUEIT A SCENE THE WOMEN GET  
                                     (E) 
DRESSED TO KILL AND SLIP OFF THERE RINGS THERE HUSBANDS 
                                      (A) 
MEET THEM AN HOUR LATER SHE'LL HAVE FRIENDS ALL AROUND THE 
             (B)                                       (E) 
TABLE AND INTERDUCE THE OLD MAN AS ONE OF HER LATEST FLINGS 
 
                         (CHORUS) 
(E)       (A)                                      (E) 
THEN THEY GO OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR NOW THERE'S A NEW MAN 
                                                      (B) 
TO SWAY FOR AND TOUCH AND TALK AND SIP SOME MORE RED WINE 
(E)        (A)                            (E) 
THEN THE SLOW DANCES GET MUCH CLOSER AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR 
 
LOW WORDS THAT GUY THERE WITH YOUR WIFE IS MY HUSBAND BUT  
      (B)          (E)                         (A) 
IT'S OKAY THEN I WATCH ALL OF THEM LEAD THEY SHARE A STARE  
                      (B) 
& A SQUEEZE NOW THEY GOT WHAT THEY NEED AT THE CHEATEN HOTEL SUITE.(E)    (END OF 1ST CHORUS) 
 (E)                                              (A) 
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S WRONG OR RIGHT I'M SURE IT FEELS 
                  (E) 
GOOD AT THE TIME BUT IF YOU KEEP ON PLAYING THIS GAME YOU'LL 
           (B)               (E) 
LOSE YOUR MIND CAUSE THERE THINKIN BOUT HIM OR HER AND THEY  
 (A)                                     (B) 
FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF DIRT IT'S TIME TO CHECK-OUT OF THE  
                               (E)    (E ONE STRUM     ) 
CHEATEN HOTEL AND GO HOME FOR GOOD. WE GET QUITE A FEW  
 (D ONE STRUM   )   A         (B) 
ATTRACTIVE LONELY WIVES THEY COME IN THE BAR TOGETHER BOUT 
  (E)                                  (E7)              (A) 
6:45 THEY SIT DOWN AND SAY WITH THERE EYES MY FRIENDS AND I 
                                           (B) 
ARE LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME IT DON'T TAKE LONG TO FIND A  
                               (E) 
COUPLE OF GUYS AT THE CHEATEN HOTEL.  
 
                       (CHORUS) 
 (E)          (A)                                 (E) 
THEN THEY GO OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR NOW THERES A NEW MAN TO  
                                                   (B) 
SWAY FOR AND TOUCH AND TALK AND SIP SOME MORE RED WINE THEN  
           (A)                       (E) 
THE SLOW DANCES GET MUCH CLOSER AND NOW THEY WHISPER LOW  
                                               (B)       (E) 
WORDS "ARE YOU MARRIED, WHY YES I AM BUT IT'S OKAY" AND THEY 
                      (A) 
KNOW IT'S REALLY NOT NOW LOOK AT ALL THE TROUBLES WE GOT IF  
      (B) 
YOU CHECK-IN THE CHEATEN HOTEL SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE IS GOIN  
 
TELL AND YOU'LL BE IN THE ROOM FROM HELL AND YOU CAN'T GET 
 (E)                               (A) 
AWAY THE LIGHT BLINKS ON & OFF "BARTENDER LAST ROUND FOR US  
              (B)              (B ONE STRUM) 
ALL" OH THEY HAD A MIGHTY HARD FALL DOWN HERE AT THE CHEATEN 
(A) (B) (E) 
HOTEL.