Ab5                                                         F5 
1. He hit the ground running at the speed of light. 
        Ab5                                             F5 
His star is brightly shining like a neon light. 
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He's your fav'-rit  son, it's your fav'-rit  son. 
           
            
         Ab5                                                   F5 
2. A fixture on the talk shows  to the silver screen. 
              Ab5                                       F5 
 From here to Colorado, he's a sex machine. 
                   C# Ab Eb               C# Ab  Eb 
He's your fav'-rit  son, it's your fav'-rit  son. 

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Well isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag,  
                                  Ab                   Eb 
 it's pretty bloody sad,  isn't it a drag?   
           
          Ab5                                             F5 
3. A clean cut all American really ain't so clean. 
        Ab5                                F5 
His royal auditorium is a murder scene. 
                   C# Ab Eb               C# Ab  Eb 
He's your fav'-rit  son, it's your fav'-rit  son. 

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Well isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag,  
                                  Ab                   Eb 
 it's pretty bloody sad,  isn't it a drag?   

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           Well no one says it's fair, turn a teenage lust    
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To a milli-on-aire. 

            Ab5                                                                 F5 
4. So where's your fuckin' champion? On a panty raid! 
                               Ab5                            F5 
He's not the all American that you thought you paid. 
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He's your fav'-rit  son, it's your fav'-rit  son. 
                         Ab5 
Well isn't it a drag?