Cat's In The Kettle

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Did you ever think when you eat Chinese 
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It ain't  pork or chicken but a fat Siamese 
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Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain 
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But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein 
 
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Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork 
 
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But Garfield's on my fork 
 
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He's purrin' here on my fork 
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There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon 

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The place that I eat everyday at noon 
 
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They can feed you cat and you?ll never know 
 
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What they're wrappin' up in dough, boy 
 
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They fry it real crisp in dough 
 
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more 
As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store 
I said not today, I lost my appetite 
There's 2 cat's in my belly and they want to fight 
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or 2 
When I swear I heard it mew, boy  
And that is when I knew 
 
Chorus 2: 
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon 
I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon 
They say that it's beef, or fish or pork 
But it's purrin' there on my fork 
There's a hairball on my fork