My First Kiss

	  		
 


Intro 
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Verse 

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So I thought to myself the other day 
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That I should do another Q&A 
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But I wanted it to be a little different so I put it into a song 

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So I asked everybody on the internet 
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For questions that I haven?t answered yet 
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I?m just wingin? it, but I will try to sing it 
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So let?s get started, c?mon 

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Where and when was my first kiss? 
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It was weird; I?ll always remember this 
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Suit and tie, I was dressed like a guy 
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Backstage in a middle school play 

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What kind of mom would I be? 
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Hopefully the kind that mine was for me 
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But I don?t want a child, ain?t about that lifestyle 
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But I might change my mind someday 


Pre-Chorus 

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If I could talk to an alien, what would I say?  
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I?d be like ?Oh my gosh, you?re real!? 
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Then I?d ask ?em how they feel about living in outer space 

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Answering questions is my new obsession 
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Wanna know if I?d marry you, please? 
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I?ve already got plans with the girl of my dreams 
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Answering questions should be my profession 
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I could do this all day long; putting your questions into a song 



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Verse 

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How excited are we for the new house? 
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Pretty stoked, but also really stressed out 
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Moving was rough since we have a lot of stuff 
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And there?s still so much to do 

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Describe my last trip to the dentist 
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To say the least, it was horrendous 
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Hadn?t been in years; I was almost in tears 
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There?s a cavity in every tooth 

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Who?s sponsoring the video? 
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Glad you asked, thank you to Audible 
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Tried it once and instantly I was hooked 
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If you?re like me, then you probably don?t read 
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So Audible is the place to go 


Pre-Chorus 

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If I wasn?t on YouTube then what would I do? 
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A job related to the internet ?cause I know that?s what I know best 
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But I haven?t really thought it through 

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Answering questions is my new obsession 
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What do I think about this girl?s cat? 
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Matter of fact, 10 out of 10 I would pet that 
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Answering questions should be my profession 
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I could do this all day long; putting you?re questions into a song 


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Bridge 

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If I only had one outfit for the rest of my life 
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Black on black with a hat would be fine 
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But I wear that everyday anyway so I?d be alright 

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People wanna know what my tattoos mean 
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Good luck, bad luck, in between 
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And peonies were used to cure bad dreams in the night 

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A weird thing that I used to do when I was a child? 
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I had a butterfly named Vladimir and I would take him everywhere 
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But he?d been dead for a while 
(Fun fact, he was dead when I found him) 

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Answering questions is my new obsession 
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My favorite thing about Noodle is 
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Everything ?cause she?s the greatest cat that?s ever lived 
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Answering questions should be my profession 
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Anything else that you want to know, too late ?cause it?s the end of the video 


Outro x2 

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