Intro: E    G5    E    A5    E    D/A     E 
 D5         E 
If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
                                      D   E 
He's givin' you the blues
                   E   
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
                                        D   E 
Here's what you gotta do
                    E 
Pick up the phone  I'm always home, call me anytime
 D          E           D     E        D    E 
Just ring three six two, four three six  o 
                   D         E 
I lead a life of crime 
Chorus:
 A5                   G5      A5 
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
 E                      D     E   
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
 A5                  G5      A5  
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
 E 
Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
                                 D     E 
Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
        E  
You got problems in your life of love
                  D   E 
You got a broken heart 
                   E 
He's double dealin' with your best friend
                                   D   E 
That's when the tear drops start, fella 
                 E                                 D   E 
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call 
        D   E            D   E 
Come right in , forget about him 
                      D     E 
We'll have ourselves a ball 
**Chorus
Break:    B   E     **Per Intro
                          E 
If you got a lady and you want her gone
                      D   E 
But you ain't got the guts
                 E 
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
                      D   E 
Enough to drive you nuts 
                  E 
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
                      D   E 
It's time you made a stand 
          D   E         D   E 
For a fee     I'm happy to be
                 D      E  
Your back door man. Whoo!
**Chorus
               G5   E       A5   E 
Concrete shoes, cyanide, T. N. T.
 E      D     E  
Done dirt cheap
            G5   E        A5   E 
Neck-ties, contracts, high voltage
 E      D     E  
Done dirt cheap
              G   E   A   E   
Dirty deeds 
 E     D      E  
Done dirt cheap
               G   E   A   E 
Dirty deeds
 E      D     E   
Done dirt cheap
                                  A       E   
They're ready to send him on the cruise